You spend a lot of time at your desk. Why not furnish it to suit your style?
While cluttering your desk with a ton of stuff is never a good idea, decorating it with the right stuff that keeps you productive and happy is important. Doing so also makes your desk both functional and fun and is a great way to keep your morale up when things aren’t going as awesome at work as you’d like.
To start things off, what desktop doesn’t need a pen. And a stylus. And an LED light. And more. Well, this geeky gadget lets you have all of that.
These come in a variety of shapes and sizes — the bullet style is my personal favorite. Cool and sleek-looking, the geek factor comes in because of the word “space” associated with the pen. That, and the fact that they write underwater. If only we could find paper that survived underwater.
If you’re going to write things down, you might as well have something cool to keep your writing instruments in. This pencil cup fits the bill – and despite the name, you can put pens in it, too.
I’m pretty sure I could come up with a ton of this company’s items as items that could stand on their own on this list, but I think that would be considered cheating. The binder clips and door hangers are my personal favorites, but browse through their catalog of products and i’m sure you’ll find some geeky stuff that will make your desk more functional…and fun.
An innovative new writing implement that becomes permanent after a day. Cheap and geeky.
Nothing screams “Geek” than being able to press this button once you’ve seen something through to completion.
Keep your beverage cold while you’re overheating your brain. Not only geeky, but also perhaps a bit lazy. (Still, I’ve got one.)
Combines the fun of baked goods with stress relief. What more could you ask for?
Perhaps the ultimate desk accessory for geeks…because it is an actual desk! Adjustable so you can either sit and stand and available in two sizes, this motorized desk is a great starting point on your way to a truly geeky office.
10. Pig Popper
Geeks like to have fun, too. Launch balls across your office with this fun little gadget. Ideal for Angry Birds fans.
My apologies. This is the ideal desk accessory for Angry Birds fans.
Need a new USB hub? Looking for a powerful one? This is the geekiest one I’ve ever come across — and it is “world leader” powerful.
If you have one in your office (and if you don’t, how come?), why shouldn’t your cellphone?
Printable and —best of all –free, these desk accessories are available in several different categories. Tons to choose from, including my personal favorite.
Paper doesn’t stand a chance with this tiny little gadget at your side. As an added bonus, it also functions as a letter opener.
16. Mini Slinky
No matter the size, it’s still such a wonderful toy!
This little desktop item keeps everything at your fingertips. (Guess where paperclips are stored?)
18. Echo Bot
This desktop gadget lets you record a message that plays every time someone or something passes by it’s singular buggy eye. While the desk is the most likely place you can place this circuited creature, its suction cups allow it to go pretty much anywhere.
The folks at Mimobot offer a wide range of USB drives that are sure to make any geek swoon. It’s like those CubeeCraft dolls, but with storage space!
Every geek loves bacon, right? Right?
If you’re up for saving the world instead of destroying it, give this USB hub a go. Chances are it’ll save you from removing USB device after USB device when you’ve run out of slots on your computer as well.
22. Desk Leg Lamp
The holidays are fast approaching – and what better way to tell your favorite geek how you feel than by giving them this kitschy lamp? If you loved A Christmas Story, you’ll love this lamp. Plus, unlike a Red Rider BB Gun, you can’t “shoot your eye out” with this.
Who needs software to notify you when you have a new piece of mail? This USB-powered device does it for you…with geeky flair!
This pen is indeed mightier than the sword. Okay, well maybe the following sword…
The Force will be with you — and your work — with this lamp.
26. Machine Gun Pen
And this pen trumps both.
Very geeky. Very cool. Just don’t burn down the office if someone runs off with it, okay?
28. The Glif
While it’s not available yet, this iPhone stand not only mounts to a tripod (for all of those filmmaking geeks out there), but acts as a “kickstand” as well. For now, you can at least watch a video about this Kickstarter-funded gadget and sign up for updates. Maybe you’ll be the first geek on the block to have one adorning your desk!
A naked iPad is a cold iPad, right? Keep your geek cred alive by sliding it into this retro case.
No desk is complete without a phone…so you might as well make yours as geeky as possible. This device will do just that.
Just because the system itself is old doesn’t mean that the look has to be. Throw some of your cards in this case to give yourself some serious geek appeal.
All of your contact information on a slab of meat. What’s not geeky about that? (May not fit inside previously mentioned business card case.)
More compact than the 5.25 inch size. Remember those? (Apparently, you can still get them if you dig around the site above. More colors available for the 3.5 inch notebook are on hand as well.)
Long for those days when you had a phone that actually stayed on your desk? This might be coolest of the geeky accessories featured here. Turn your mobile into a stylish and functional desk phone with one of these handsets.
Sitting at your desk all day can make you, er, hot. Cool down with this “unique” shirt.
36. Zombie Mug
Working late? Keep this at your desk for some glow-in-the-dark action…and to remind you that the undead may be lurking just around the corner.
With their “interesting” take on motivational products, Despair has a slew of desk accessories that can increase your desk’s overall geek factor. These desktoppers add just that right touch of de-motivation you may need.
Compressed air can be fun, but this is even funner. (Yes, funner is a word. Apple said so.)
39. Pillow Tie
Unless your desk is huge, you likely can’t fit a regular-sized pillow on it. Problem solved!
Use at your own peril — but it’s here if you want it.
Unleash the artist in you as you slave away at your desk with this piece of desktop decor.
This small speaker packs a punch. If you want to rock out while you work, this geeky gadget is for you.
43. USB Fishquarium
Houses office essentials, such as scissors, pens and more. Oh, and fish.
Everyone needs a little greenery on their desktop. Here’s the geekiest of the bunch.
Because sometimes the closest pencil sharpener to you just isn’t close enough.
You’ve probably got your contacts stored digitally, but having analog versions of your colleagues business cards isn’t a bad idea. Putting them in this is an even better idea.
A multi-purpose mousepad so you can multi-task more and keep your desktop notebook-free.
Keep it handy — in a desk drawer, perhaps — so you can clean all of your iDevices, laptop screen and glasses.
Better than a “boss key”. You’ll always know who’s sneaking up behind you with this gadget on your desk.
50. Decision Maker
Last but not least, if you can’t decide what to furnish your desk with, this item is just the gadget you need. Then you can pick up all other 49 items — especially if you ask this thing all the right questions.
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